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Rude on Rusty Tin

The Many Lives of Rude


Plumb Rude
Rude on the Beach

Rude Van Cow

A Real Cowboy


Rude Rock
Chef Rude
It's a Family Affair

Graduate -- Summa Smart Bovine
- E.I.E.I.O - Educational Institution for Enlightenment and Intellectual Obfuscation.

Poppa Rude
When they first met, Momma Rude said "You are one smokin hot ManCow."

Momma Rude
She compares politicials to road kill. "They are too dumb and slow witted to get out of the way."

Milagro de la Vaca
Defender of all things and tiny animals
Rumored to be long lost brother of Rude Cow
WARNING - Nude Cow Photos

Rude
The Centerfold

The Look is called
Moo Atcha

Full Moo - ty

My Back Side is my Best Side
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