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Rude on Rusty Tin

The Many Lives of Rude
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Plumb Rude

Rude on the Beach

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Rude Van Cow

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A Real Cowboy

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Rude Rock

Chef Rude

It's a Family Affair
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Graduate -- Summa Smart Bovine
- E.I.E.I.O - Educational Institution for Enlightenment and Intellectual Obfuscation.
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Poppa Rude
When they first met, Momma Rude said "You are one smokin hot ManCow."
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Momma Rude
She compares politicials to road kill. "They are too dumb and slow witted to get out of the way."
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Milagro de la Vaca
Defender of all things and tiny animals
Rumored to be long lost brother of Rude Cow
WARNING - Nude Cow Photos
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Rude

The Centerfold

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The Look is called
Moo Atcha

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Full Moo - ty

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My Back Side is my Best Side

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